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lushious:

Everything about Australian politics disgusts me

lushious:

Everything about Australian politics disgusts me

iamshadowthehedgehog:

I had a dream that Kirby single handedly made it to the final round of a Pokémon tournament because nobody wanted to admit they had no idea what kind of Pokémon he was

princeweeniepants:

ill-ary:

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek
Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390) Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200) Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50) Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090) Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

nobody else here gets why these are so funny to me lord deliver me from this website

Why the fuck is a plain white shirt worth over a grand

princeweeniepants:

ill-ary:

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek

Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390)
Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200)
Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50)
Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090)
Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

nobody else here gets why these are so funny to me lord deliver me from this website

Why the fuck is a plain white shirt worth over a grand

When asked whether he has gotten any offers to venture into Hollywood during his 20-year career, Jung Woo Sung replied, “Going abroad should not be an actor’s ultimate goal.”

He added, “Of course, filming foreign projects is up to the individual, and they will have a reason for doing so.” Then he frankly stated, “Hollywood is a white-dominated industry, so unfortunately the main character has to be white. But I want to be a main character.”

He further explained, “I’m not sure why Asian actors must make it their goal to enter Hollywood, if it means that they will end up playing villains and supporting characters.”

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south korean actor, jung woo sung, speaking frankly about casting and job opportunities in hollywood. (x)

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(Source: thisislucreziasand)

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I love everything about this…

midwest-monster:

snapcracklehan:

coketalk:

A tip for modern adulterers: if you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers:

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(via ohno-polio)

This is the work of God. 

PERFECT

(Source: thetrickstergoddess)

(Source: vine.co)

black-australia:

iseo58:

Australian Aborigine medicine woman.

Please don’t label this woman as an “Australian Aborigine medicine woman”. Why? Because:
Aboriginal peoples are diverse and your post homogenizes the many nations, cultures and languages of Aboriginal Australia.
We actually don’t know if she is a “medicine woman” (or whatever the heck that means).
The use of the term “Aborigine” is quite offensive due to the negative connotations it holds.
After searching around the internet for a little while, I found that this woman is a Djabugay (also known as Tjapukai) woman. This nation lies in the rain forests in Cairns in Tropical North Queensland. 
Please do your research next time and provide the identity of the person. Identity is extremely important, especially to Indigenous peoples.

black-australia:

iseo58:

Australian Aborigine medicine woman.

Please don’t label this woman as an “Australian Aborigine medicine woman”. Why? Because:

  • Aboriginal peoples are diverse and your post homogenizes the many nations, cultures and languages of Aboriginal Australia.
  • We actually don’t know if she is a “medicine woman” (or whatever the heck that means).
  • The use of the term “Aborigine” is quite offensive due to the negative connotations it holds.

After searching around the internet for a little while, I found that this woman is a Djabugay (also known as Tjapukaiwoman. This nation lies in the rain forests in Cairns in Tropical North Queensland.

Please do your research next time and provide the identity of the person. Identity is extremely important, especially to Indigenous peoples.

thisisnotjapan:

lunarm0xie:

angrywocunited:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

White girls trying hard.

White woman perpetuating racist and sexist stereotypes of East Asian women. People need to stop claiming white women are innocent, they’re just as dangerous and violent as white men.  

Her comment is a bit odd, BUT SHE’S IN FUCKING COSPLAY.

Thanks for letting us know you are also a racist who condones harmful, hypersexualized stereotypes along with her comments which are not just “a bit odd” but very fucking racist including her use of “engrish”.  Cosplay does not negate her racism nor yours.

thisisnotjapan:

lunarm0xie:

angrywocunited:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

White girls trying hard.

White woman perpetuating racist and sexist stereotypes of East Asian women. People need to stop claiming white women are innocent, they’re just as dangerous and violent as white men.  

Her comment is a bit odd, BUT SHE’S IN FUCKING COSPLAY.

Thanks for letting us know you are also a racist who condones harmful, hypersexualized stereotypes along with her comments which are not just “a bit odd” but very fucking racist including her use of “engrish”.  Cosplay does not negate her racism nor yours.

Anonymous: realistic dystopian novel idea: bees have seemingly gone extinct and the great food shortage of 2016 has begun. people are starving and have given up hope. where have all the bees gone? who will pollinate our crops? meanwhile Tony Abbott sits in his office annoyed at the complaining Australian public. "what can we do?" asks the minister for agriculture. Tony Abbott smirks evily, "release the bees" he says. bees come swarming out. he has done it. Tony Abott saved the world.

theabbottchronicles:

His approval ratings sore through the roof. His political career is safe… but he can’t pull the same stunt twice. People start remembering he’s a sexism homophobic dick… and that’s when the bees turn menacing. They have been brainwashed to enforce Tony’s rule.

No one is safe from the bees. People try to resist… they try to flee but…

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